So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke
Your love life’s DOA!
It’s like your always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….
I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you!
Cause’ you’re there for me too….
"I do it for me"
Oh really? You know, I do wonder how likely it would have been for you to have begun shaving off natural body hair if you hadn’t been informed from day one that natural hair on women is “gross” and that this was the beauty standard to aspire to.
The “I do it for me” choice-y feminism thing is bogus and please dear everything, apply critical thinking as to why it is we do the things we do.
- Emma: OK but why do we never talk about the fact that Gold was less "suave bastard" more "giggling scaly lizard-person" in the Enchanted Forrest?
- Hook: Huh. I guess that never came up.
- Emma: How could that not come up? How does it not constantly come up? Why would I ever want to talk about anything other than the fact that Gold spent several decades as a gecko?
- Hook: A homicidal gecko.
- Emma: I wasn't sure if he was gonna' help us or try to sell us car insurance.